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Phil Demotivational Poster


TAGS: marines military patriotic patriot philosophy
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!

A PHILOSOPHICAL PROBLEM - If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

DR PHIL - ...says "Woopwoopwoopwoop!"

TAGS: dr phil zoidburg
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Danny

Valek - March 23, 2012, 5:09 am
Actually, A Quarren only has 4 mouth tentacles...Yeah I am a star wars trivia geek.
John R - June 5, 2010, 7:15 am
I find this very humorous. In reality, Zoidberg is as qualified to give advice as "Dr" Phil.
Shamrock - September 9, 2009, 11:06 am
It's referencing Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama...
lolwoot - September 8, 2009, 8:15 pm
extreme star wars geeks using references ftw!
Arnaldo - July 5, 2009, 11:01 pm
all hail cthulhu
Mandalore - June 11, 2009, 2:08 am
holy ****! he's a Quarren.
TigerKid - March 17, 2009, 11:07 pm
Zoidberg is afoot!


NIETZSCHE IS LOADING - Nietzsche is still loading

HE WHO WALKS - with wise men will be wise

TAGS: philosophy verdeckt
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Verdeckt - October 13, 2011, 7:09 pm
The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the world I do exist.
Sean - October 13, 2011, 3:07 pm
Yeah Airman, but what about he who hides from them?


TAGS: thinker philosophy thinking problem box
Rating: 4.17/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:27 am

new submitter,common mistake. check some of the rejection reasons on other poster. suggestion: break this so "thinking" is the title and the rest is the text. also,work the idea up. we see what you see,what else does this imply. don't be discouraged. :)
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:39 am
I agree with Iceman.
Zetmonk - February 20, 2012, 5:19 am
I agree on the wordplay, makes it pretty good.
caveman - February 20, 2012, 1:21 am
I actually found it a clever play on the phrase 'thinking outside the box'..... anywho
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:45 am
Hey, thanks for telling us what you see in the pic. We never would have guessed.


TAGS: philadelphia police bomb move
Rating: 2.56/5

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Aurielius - September 6, 2015, 8:16 am
Shows what can be done with a satchel charge and a helio. I was there.

HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...

TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.


TAGS: philosophy patience spiders virtue
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

spacedog - May 5, 2011, 5:46 pm

"CAFFEINE, ERGO SUM" - It takes at least three cups to bring out the "Cogito."

TAGS: descarte philosophy coffee erudite humor
Rating: 4.13/5

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GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 11:14 am
Merci, mon Derriere, il n'ya pas de quoi.
culos - March 24, 2011, 7:03 pm
erudite poster, mes hommages!



TAGS: philosophy life birth baby
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

robbidos - September 25, 2012, 2:13 pm
I thought that was just Sunday mornings?
forseti - May 5, 2011, 11:25 am
very nice


TAGS: philosophy waiter
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by templar13

templar13 - January 20, 2012, 10:20 pm
I think it applies to Lit majors too
Verdeckt - January 15, 2012, 7:29 am
I thought that was Arts students..

WISDOM - Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. -George Foreman

PHILOSOPHY - Those who live in glass houses, should masturbate in the basement.

TAGS: philosophy
Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 8:36 pm
forseti - July 16, 2010, 2:41 pm
Those who live in stone houses, should not throw glass!

AVENGER - I used to be an Avenger like you... ...until I took a sword through the chest.

PHILIPPINE NAVY - We get the job done. No need for hitech since our elected officials steal our budgets & funding.

TAGS: philippines navy
Rating: 3.12/5

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Haarakkon - December 29, 2008, 9:22 pm
Canuck Frigate.
macario - September 26, 2008, 12:15 am
These are not typical sailors. Looks like elite navy SWAG (Seal) using Boston whalers.

PHILOSOPHY - Joker Approved

TAGS: philosophy joker batman
Rating: 2.19/5


MY - Mind Is In The Gutter... But My Head Is In The Clouds

SHOOP DA WOOP - Dr. Phil is intense.

TAGS: shoop da woop 4**** crazy dr phil
Rating: 3.36/5
Huh? - May 2, 2009, 12:12 pm
I don't get the reference or the content but i still laughed !
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 11:47 pm
I agree. It's one of those weird but funny ones. Hey, it got a laugh!
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 11:06 pm
Very weird, but this poster pleases me for some reason...

WE CALL THEM "PHILOSOPHERS" - Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach...

KEYS TO SUCCESS - No matter what.. always look like you have no idea wtf is going on

TAGS: wade phillips dallas cowgirls suck
Rating: 1.88/5

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culos - November 9, 2010, 3:57 am
and your point is...???
440wakeup - November 9, 2010, 2:29 am
they denied my WADE-ifake "WADE PHILLIPS who couldn't coax a stripper to do a line of "METH"


TAGS: grey scale drawing ph**oshop wisdom philosophy
Rating: 4.31/5

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MetalliTool - October 19, 2011, 9:20 pm
Nice one. Actually made me think,,, which is a miracle in itself!
rerun - October 16, 2011, 1:08 am

Excellent. Would be good at motitwist too


TAGS: phil advice oprah hypocrisy
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by steve1961

Oiler - January 30, 2013, 12:10 pm
Oprah is such a skank for ever introducing this bald fat pig to the general public. This guy deserves a Chuck Norris round house kick to the face...and I hope it gets televised.

DEFINITION: BAD DAY - n. (1)When all Hell breaks loose



TAGS: phil fans movie forecast weather cult club punxsutawney
Rating: 2.92/5

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Scorpio7 - February 2, 2009, 11:30 am
The little SOB saw his shadow today, so we have six more f***ing weeks of this current ****...

PHILADELPHIA - You've gotta do a better job watching "Michael VICK"!!


THE EXCUSES OF SECULAR RELIGIONS - Heathens and Pagans cause no harm but Christian medicine does.


TAGS: college philosophy major altruism jobs
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 9:36 pm

GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:19 pm
that easy A ain't so attractive down the line

The Nephilim -

TAGS: hair nephilim sandwich
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - March 6, 2015, 5:23 pm



TAGS: humor satire philosophy and emotions are mirthless pointless without grammar
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by motifayk

SteveFurlong - June 27, 2012, 7:10 pm
I'd gladly be one of the tunnel construction personnel, but the mods keep rejecting them.

josh duggar -

TAGS: ahole inc*** peadophile closet
Rating: 4.2/5

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Reality Lord - May 29, 2015, 3:56 pm

Cannabal - May 28, 2015, 11:05 pm
Sadly, this guy is hardly unique: there are far more of him in the government and church than most people realize. He just happened to get caught.
Reality Lord - May 28, 2015, 5:11 pm

google "josh duggar" or "*****le hypocits who fondle their young sisters and strangers"
JesusWept - May 28, 2015, 3:04 pm
Who is that guy?
mizzdizz - May 28, 2015, 4:45 am
5L body slam!! So that's a g** guy in denial, who wants to boink his sister, who was raised and lives in an environment of extreme Christian conservativism, is that about right?(Dragnet, for anyone who doesn't get the misquote) LOL! I think they SHOULD!

RABINDRANATH TAGORE - "Men are cruel, but the man is good. "

CONFORMITY - Chad began to get an idea of how he might fit in.

TAGS: politics philosophy humor
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

ZOMGHACKS - December 13, 2008, 10:44 am
Sean - June 28, 2008, 1:37 am
Thanks for telling me that. That makes it even funnier. I did notice the books but the blonde lady just steals the whole scene. As I said before, hilarious. Poor Chad. He never had a chance.
Doris Night - June 28, 2008, 1:17 am
I did the mustaches and the books on the fire, but the original is some old ad from some blog that does those things.
Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:11 pm
I gotta ask, who did the Hitler staches?
Sean - June 26, 2008, 3:44 pm
Hilarious. Oh that Chad ... such a follower.


TAGS: philosophy earth exhaust fault calendar
Rating: 4.79/5

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Greeny - May 5, 2011, 7:51 pm


TAGS: philco
Rating: 4.55/5

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Greeny - May 16, 2013, 9:38 pm
Tomato tom-ah-to
rerun - May 16, 2013, 7:52 pm

It is a nice poster and I would love to see it at motitwist. And for the record, we prefer to be called youth challenged, not an old fart.
Reality Lord - May 16, 2013, 6:39 am

Real nice poster. The old fart who runs moti-twist.....our motivational site....would probably love to see this submitted there as well.


Existentialism -


PHIL HARTMAN - "Hi,I'm Troy Maclure, you may remember me from......" R.I.P - Sept 24 1948 - May 28 1998

PHILO-OSOPHY - Belief that living with a beer drinking, smelly, back lipping orangutan is better than mingling with the rest of society.

TAGS: philo orangutan
Rating: 4.38/5

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Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 1:14 pm
Well then, Ms. Theory...Are you looking? ;P
Zcorrecttheory - October 13, 2011, 10:10 am
Dear me, no. Not against it. Just against a**holes. I like all the other fellas.
Skulrath - October 12, 2011, 7:36 pm
Ma'am, you seem somewhat against dating :P Anything I can do to help change that?
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:23 pm
Hey, my ex!

ARMED FORCES OF THE PHILIPPINES - World Tour Korea Congo Vietnam E.Timor Liberia Haiti Mindanao Basilan Sulu

L . I . F . E . - All Obstacles Can Be Overcome With Help. Help Will Cost You Several Thousand. Dr. Phil Laughs At Your Pathetic Life.

LACTOSE INTOLERANCE - 80% of Black Men suffer from it! Now I already apologized, so could we get back to the task at hand!


TAGS: groucho philosophy
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - February 16, 2014, 1:15 pm
GaryO - December 1, 2012, 8:40 am
this just kills me every time I look at it...

repetition -

TAGS: phillip kaye repetition
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greybeard - July 25, 2014, 11:01 pm
5impLy awesome as usual.

Philosophy -

Dr. Phil Says -

Always Wrong? -


Philosophy -

Philosophy -

TAGS: college class major theoretical philosophies
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2014, 12:47 pm
Lol! I love it! A 5L comment.
steve1961 - July 29, 2014, 8:21 pm
Mental Masturbation? I wonder if that's why some people use one side of their brain more than the other...
EmilioDumphque - July 29, 2014, 7:52 pm
Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into...has anyone ever noticed that building before?
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:47 pm
I've done a lot of thinking over the years.....a LOT.

Phil, Doug and Barry -


All Are Lunatics -

Judgment Day according to Phil Robertson -

More Proof -

TAGS: phillip hoffman money overdose sucks to be you
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 9, 2014, 1:29 am
Inexorable death and consequences of foolishness.
maoworks2 - April 8, 2014, 5:53 pm
Have Everything And Do That ?


TAGS: aggy and necrophilia who d a thunk
Rating: 4.31/5

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rerun - June 18, 2010, 9:48 pm

BS, you are there with a crowbar as we speak
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:48 pm
And with enough Guinness, I'm a-knockin' on that coffin door!
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 6:33 pm
Careful there Face. Don't dig that grave too deep. 5 shovel fulls
R.S.Jake - June 18, 2010, 6:18 pm
Nice! 5!


if you don't try -


MUST BE HELL - to be famous and paranoid

TAGS: phil spector
Rating: 4/5

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PapaFox - April 7, 2013, 2:51 pm
Stay away from electrical sockets.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 2:19 pm

Hair raising to say the least.


TAGS: philosophical riddle that raises questions for all motifakers
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 26, 2009, 8:24 am
Thanks MrR
MrRandom - September 26, 2009, 2:12 am
Bone you and Sean are honestly my favorite creators on here.



TAGS: philly
Rating: 2.5/5

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Advertisment Fail -

TAGS: advertisement fail dr phil iq test
Rating: 2.5/5

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the tr00per - February 17, 2009, 11:52 pm
this website just got tolded


I OFFER MY CONDOLANCES - But do you have one of those "DEATH SHROUDS" with Marigold pipping. I just had my floors done.

Time -

TAGS: philisophy advice integrity character life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - February 18, 2016, 11:39 am
Well, if you're gonna nit pick.
mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:52 am
Nice poster Push!!!!! Just to be a--well ya' know, even rocks wear away to erosion and become dust! ^
mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:51 am
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:41 pm
I am a rock... I am an iiiii-iiisland!
Rick69 - February 15, 2016, 2:16 pm
This... Is what I'm all about.

Dear Aunt Agnes -

TAGS: advice relationships philosophy women men
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - March 6, 2017, 10:27 am
Thank you. You're so kind.
concern3 - March 6, 2017, 4:45 am
Excellent, UP yours


TAGS: philosocat tellls another hidden truth
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 24, 2016, 12:32 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - June 23, 2016, 6:32 pm
Excellent UP yours

Sorry, pedophile -

Sincerity -

TAGS: helping selfishness generosity philosophy wisdom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - October 20, 2016, 12:38 am
Well said.
EmilioDumphque - October 19, 2016, 4:27 pm
Harsh, but true. Rather like being holy to reap eternal rewards; it's compromised.

Forest Fire -

TAGS: gump wisdom philosophy advice life
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - October 8, 2016, 12:32 am
You're a riot.
mizzdizz - October 7, 2016, 9:52 pm
Why of course Push, its ME!!! chuckle, chuckle....
Pushkin - October 5, 2016, 9:59 pm
Well, well. How lewd.
mizzdizz - October 4, 2016, 10:33 pm
hard is a BAD thing? chuckle, chuckle...

Ambition -

Reality -

Travel -

Lessons from The Great Lawgiver -

Quest -

conversation with a cat -

The meaning of life -

Schadenfreude -

TAGS: bears chicago philadelphia nfl injury
Rating: 5/5

The Dude -

Down the Rabbit Hole -

TAGS: research study philosophy internet goals
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - January 16, 2016, 2:42 pm
If you do research to prove something, you'll only seem to prove it, rejecting any information that contradicts your preconceived result. That's bad science, the kind the Nazis used.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 15, 2016, 2:23 am
Glad you liked.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 15, 2016, 2:22 am
True, true. But it doesn't help if they've built the library on a major faultline :D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 15, 2016, 2:20 am
Thank you :-)
MissPriss - January 14, 2016, 12:26 pm
ytehctorc re5 eurt oot A. Confused? That was clearly my goal...teehee.
Greeny - January 14, 2016, 7:11 am
I thought that's why libraries had all those little nooks & crannie5!
GaryO - January 14, 2016, 7:03 am


TAGS: love philosphy palahniuk humor poster
Rating: 4.89/5

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Thedge - October 29, 2014, 11:12 pm
Verne... again? Gonna havta thwim the Pathific and kick yer ath ! Nithe - 5 from me. Oh, whew, jutht thome guy'th name. Thorry. Huggth.


No matter how ugly life gets, -

TAGS: desert rat philosophy
Rating: 4.78/5

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mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 2:41 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - March 8, 2016, 10:43 am
Nice, up yours

. . SO . . . -

TAGS: philosokitty rides again
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - January 15, 2016, 8:48 am
Voting with my heart and all honesty; 5L. You’ve got guts, kid. (But careful, litter box is rather full)

Cannibalism -

Deification -

just the tip -