Phil Demotivational Poster
THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -
A PHILOSOPHICAL PROBLEM - If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
DR PHIL - ...says "Woopwoopwoopwoop!"
CAT'S PHILOSOPHY -
NIETZSCHE IS LOADING - Nietzsche is still loading
HE WHO WALKS - with wise men will be wise
THINKING INSIDE THE BOX -
25TH ANNIVERSARY -
HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...
"CAFFEINE, ERGO SUM" - It takes at least three cups to bring out the "Cogito."
FLYING MONKEYS -
MOST USELESS DEGREE EVAR. -
WISDOM - Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. -George Foreman
PHILOSOPHY - Those who live in glass houses, should masturbate in the basement.
AVENGER - I used to be an Avenger like you... ...until I took a sword through the chest.
PHILIPPINE NAVY - We get the job done. No need for hitech since our elected officials steal our budgets & funding.
PHILOSOPHY - Joker Approved
DISGUSTING COVER UP -
MY - Mind Is In The Gutter... But My Head Is In The Clouds
SHOOP DA WOOP - Dr. Phil is intense.
WE CALL THEM "PHILOSOPHERS" - Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach...
KEYS TO SUCCESS - No matter what.. always look like you have no idea wtf is going on
HYPOCRITIC OATH -
DEFINITION: BAD DAY - n. (1)When all Hell breaks loose
GROUNDHOG DAY -
PHILADELPHIA - You've gotta do a better job watching "Michael VICK"!!
COMEDY TRAGEDY -
THE EXCUSES OF SECULAR RELIGIONS - Heathens and Pagans cause no harm but Christian medicine does.
THE PHILOSOPHY MAJOR -
The Nephilim -
INTERESTED MAY APPLY. -
josh duggar -
RABINDRANATH TAGORE - "Men are cruel, but the man is good. "
CONFORMITY - Chad began to get an idea of how he might fit in.
I'VE HAD MY FILL -
THE AGE-OLD QUESTION -
PHIL HARTMAN - "Hi,I'm Troy Maclure, you may remember me from......" R.I.P - Sept 24 1948 - May 28 1998
PHILO-OSOPHY - Belief that living with a beer drinking, smelly, back lipping orangutan is better than mingling with the rest of society.
ARMED FORCES OF THE PHILIPPINES - World Tour Korea Congo Vietnam E.Timor Liberia Haiti Mindanao Basilan Sulu
L . I . F . E . - All Obstacles Can Be Overcome With Help. Help Will Cost You Several Thousand. Dr. Phil Laughs At Your Pathetic Life.
LACTOSE INTOLERANCE - 80% of Black Men suffer from it! Now I already apologized, so could we get back to the task at hand!
AND NOW... A RERUN MOMENT -
Dr. Phil Says -
Always Wrong? -
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE LIZ HURRY UP - ....IT'S NEARLY LAST ORDERS!!!
Phil, Doug and Barry -
PHILOSOPHY - A ROUTE OF MANY ROADS LEADING FROM NOWHERE TO NOTHING - Ambrose Bierce
All Are Lunatics -
Judgment Day according to Phil Robertson -
More Proof -
WHAT DOES -
SAFE SEX -
if you don't try -
BACON AND BACON. -
MUST BE HELL - to be famous and paranoid
IF YOU'RE IN THE FOREST -
SNAKE PHILOSOPHY -
PH'N PHINALLY - GO PHILLY
Advertisment Fail -
THAT CATNIP IS THE DEVIL -
I OFFER MY CONDOLANCES - But do you have one of those "DEATH SHROUDS" with Marigold pipping. I just had my floors done.
Dear Aunt Agnes -
Sorry, pedophile -
Forest Fire -
Lessons from The Great Lawgiver -
conversation with a cat -
The meaning of life -
The Dude -
Down the Rabbit Hole -
EXISTENTIALIST GARDENING -
No matter how ugly life gets, -
. . SO . . . -
just the tip -